Scootertrix Discord

The Scootertrix Discord Server
The Scootertrix Discord can be found here: https://discord.gg/TpRtkFj

- Primarily written by Tsar Chidgrat/High Priest of the Luna Cult

If this page breaks, ping @Tsar Chidgrat#0447

Creation
The Server was created on the 29th December 2016 and was initially owned by "Scope", although the current server owner is Atomic.

The events that led up to the creation of the server are known only by Jack and Scope

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The "Opening"
On the 19th June 2018, a video titled "DISCORD!" was posted to the Scootertrix Youtube Page. This prompted a mass flood of newbies to the already established server, increasing activity and eventually bringing around a few reforms, such as the merge of the "Spoilers" and "Leakz" channels.

Since the server went public many children that had nothing to do with Scootertrix joined the server due to "DISCORD!" being one of the first search results on YouTube for search terms like "mlp discord server".

The Great Art War
On the day of opening, a newbie by the alias of Chidgrat began posting artwork of Princess Luna in the "Artblart" channel. As the Opening had just occurred, Jack Getschman was online, active, and in a voice call with a large number of newbies and originals. Chidgrat, currently under the name "Guardian of Luna", was also in the voice call, and once Jack noticed the volume of  Luna artwork being posted, he ordered a mass counter-spam of artwork of Princess Celestia. Once this sanctioned "shitpost" war began, Chidgrat began picking up the pace of his posting until he alone was actually winning the war.

Chidgrat was pulling from an early version of "The Archives", an artwork server, while the forces of Celestia were pulling from Google Images.

Towards the end of the war, the Lunarist forces were bolstered by reinforcements, but with their main supply drained, the Lunar forces turned to Google Images for more ammunition.

Eventually the war was stopped thanks to intervention by AtomicCatacombs - the current server owner - which led to the reformation of the server's ruleset.

Overall, the war was unofficially won by the Lunarists. While Lunar-Celestial tensions have sometimes risen since then, a second war looks very unlikely.

The "t boy" copypasta
A minor event

A server member - the titular 't boy' - reported that they had lost their phone with the accompanying message:



This was reposted by Kylie Werbenjagermanjensen, as well as the High Priest, which later prompted Toasterless to change both his name and profile picture to match t boys. A couple of others joined in, however this later broke down and Toasterless returned to his usual name.

The Autistic Screeching Riot or "The Big Fallout of September"
Following a community MAS/RDP Rabbit "watch and discuss" event, a channel in the server was renamed from "Autisticscreeching" to "ponyscreeching"

This caused the users Kingpin, Breado and Ich to go on a riot, insulting people, spamming emojis in the reskinned chat, and mass-pinging Ross, Atomic, and Jack,

The riot became more confusing when Ich started spamming unrelated pictures of "Bowsette" - suspected by some to be a futanari - in the channels artblart and memesreeeeeeee.

The riot was contributed to by others, however these people did not contribute enough to be named.

"Bowsette" was eventually taken as a symbol of resistance, and eventually it was declared that people can be "autistic as f*** everywhere now"

The situation was later defused as people signed off for the night, however, Jack Getschman later posted in the controversial channel an extended reason for the name change. This seemed to satisfy most of the rioters, although the name "ponyscreeching" was shortly after renamed "batscreeching" at the suggestion of the High Priest of the Luna Cult, who reasoned that "bats actually screech whereas pones do not; batpones are also cute"

Renaming the channel to batscreeching did prompt a small amount of batpony spam.

Testimony: The event was witnessed by cnnr300, along with other users

Amendment 1: A while after this event, the channel was renamed "Screeching" by Jack to try and avoid all complaints.

Amendment 2:  Channel renamed to "Atomic_Screeching"

The Great Blinky War
The Great Blinky War was a voice chat event initially started as an act of camaraderie, with members muting themselves in call as server moderator "TrisPeak" was unable to speak due to illness.

The event was interrupted by "speaking people" leading to events quickly spiraling out of hand. In addition to the comment battle, people's roles and server privileges were altered, and they were moved around various voice chats with insulting titles.

The Goat Children silenced and deafened the Blinkies. They eventually stopped many of them from typing as well. It seemed the Goat children had won, but the Blinkies had one last trick. The server owner "Atomic" handed the highest role in the server (The Man Himself) from Jack Getschman to server moderator "Wondor". With both sides at a stalemate, Atomic handled negotiations and peace was restored. The server returned to status quo the next day.

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Addendum:=====

Jack Getschman commenting on his commander:

"'Lady was my greatest lieutenant. Cruel. Taking away roles and the speaking abilities of our enemy. I remember her laughing as she did it. Maniacal. Like a child pulling wings off little insects... And liking it.'"

"'I remember it well.... The start. Lady asked me what was going on in the voice chat. She asked me 'Who is Blinky?', and I confessed... 'I"



"don't know'.'"

"I remember when I saw the word 'Bread' on the Blinkie's voice chat... For a moment I was confused. Then I saw a message from Toasterless just before. 'We must regroup and surround them'. And then I knew... 'My god!' I said. 'They're going to put us in a sandwich!'. Thank God I caught it in time. Or we would have been.... delicious.'"

May we also commemorate the fallen: the only casualty of the war was one "Blue15Bomber"

Incomplete trailer by Toasterless featuring some witness testimonies

The Pee Pee Incident
Snarkle was a weird fucking guy.

The Coronavirus Hits


When the Coronavirus hit in late 2019 and early 2020, activity on the server generally went as normal.

The Burr Brigade On July 12, Jack and JJ got together in General VC to watch the filmed version of the hit musical, "Hamilton", and were joined by Reese "Kat" Chambers, who had never seen the musical before. During the scene entitled "Wait For It", Reese and JJ screen-captured close-up stills of Aaron Burr, and decided to begin captioning the picture with various random phrases. Perhaps it was the lack of sleep that the trio experienced, or the fact that some of these captions were pretty funny. Either way, the Burr Brigade was born and ran for the remainder of the film, with images of King George and Alexander Hamilton thrown into the mix as well.

AtomicCatacombs' Minecraft Realm

On the 19th of April 2019, AtomicCatacombs - the current owner of the Discord server - buys and sets up a Minecraft Realm for users of the Scootertrix Discord.

From the outset, 3 factions formed: Auschwitz was constructed on a hill opposite Antioch, which quickly led to conflict as the forces of Breado laid siege to Antioch using TNT-laden sapper tunnels designed to undermine the castle itself. The TNT was discovered by castle workers who were building roads. With the help of the Society, Antioch was able to rewire the redstone so that if Breado flipped the switch, Auschwitz would be destroyed.
 * Antioch, led by Jack Getschman
 * The Society, led by Atomic
 * Auschwitz, led by BreadoAuschwitz.png

This however never came to pass. Breado's informants tipped him off about the trap, prompting him to take action. Antioch was dismantled overnight, leaving Auschwitz the sole power in the area. At this point, multiple migrations occurred, with many users fleeing to other areas to escape the grasp of the factions. Toasterless - a crew member - began to become self-hazardous, whilst Jack abandoned Antioch to establish a new castle in a snowy mountain biome southwest of spawn. This area would later become "The Getschlands".

Breado then began work on his "Autobahn", an infrastructure project designed to connect the factions.

Around the same time, TrisPeak began work on his "Netherbahn", which initially connected Auschwitz to the Society through a pathway in the nether dimension.

The settlement of Redwood is built immediately south of the Society.

TrisPeak - server moderator - started requesting redstone in exchange for diamonds, whilst Kittius - another moderator - migrates to Redwood

Immigration to The Getschlands greatly increases the resources and size of the castle, making it one of, if not the, largest structure in the realm.

Kingpin - user - has their base destroyed via tunneling by Kittius, and Kingpin is later killed by his assailant as he becomes walled out of their own base and is killed accidentally via sword and arrow.

TrisPeak constructs a swastika spanning 8x8 chunks, 64 in total, whilst Breado finishes the autobahn and begins construction on the hitler cafe, currently situated south-west of the Society and is accessible via the autobahn.

Trispeak later builds "Tris's House" out of a stack of diamond blocks, however only 2 of those blocks remained following a grief of the area, and the door that remained was later stolen by Kittius.

Following the destruction of Trises House, TrisPeak decided to begin a campaign of destruction against the Society and the secretive order of "The White Rose" allowing them a day for the griefer to take responsibility. He began construction of the "Vergeltungswaffe 3" (V3) based off of the German V2 design, using wither skulls and soulsand. TrisPeak began counting down the minutes until his WMD would be released on the society, which prompted Toasterless to attempt to find and destroy the V3.

Toasterless would never accomplish his mission, as he was trapped inside a mine, where he was murdered by TrisPeak.

The V3 was also never released, as Atomic himself destroyed the device with server commands, simultaneously preventing a second bombs construction.

The Lunar cult began to build a massive temple dedicated to the Lunar Princess as well as a giant statue of Luna.

After a time of general inactivity on the realm, both the Getschlands and The Northern Fishing Village began to expand their territory. The Fishing Village created an enormous pit along with a large tavern. They also constructed vast wheat fields with windmills. The Getschlands on the other hand, constructed a giant cathedral, rivalling the Lunar Temple in size and scope, as well as restorations to the roofs and interior of the castle. They also began construction on a harbor.

In December of 2019, The Getschlands claimed a vast swath of territory south of the River Heins, while Kat Chambers founded the Ochlocracy of the Westan One north of the river. Both nations attracted lot's of activity and immigrants, effectively pulling the central hub of the realm away from the Society.

Around Christmas time of 2019, some residence of Westan accused Tris, now a Wondorian, of stealing their horse called Ben. Ben was supposedly whisked away into a hidden bunker in Wondoria. Threats were made on Wondoria. Eventually tensions just fizzled out, with no resolution to the conflict.

Construction of a United Nations began around terras et pacificis. Created by the Lunarist Kingdom as a means of solving disputes with diplomatic solutions. The UN building is a large tower containing rooms for each nation and conference rooms.

Bees were discovered by OwO, from scouting missions. On one of there scouting missions, ServiceDogeAlex discovered a mysterious fortress in the middle of nowhere. The monolith, though incomplete, was the largest building ever constructed on the realm. After further inspection from the Getschlands and the Fishing Village, it was hypothesized that the mysterious building was constructed by Ivory, but he later denied this. To date the building's origin is still a mystery.

Sly, Doge, and Andy decided to leave OwO and start their own nation, Netheria. Building a nation far away from all other nations as well as constructing forts in the nether. Netheria was also the first to break bedrock and build outside of the realm.

On the 31st of January 2020, Toasterless from Wondoria accused The Getschlands of claiming too much territory. In protest, the Wondorians began claiming large tracks of land on the realm. Both parties, as well as delegates from The Society, negotiated terms at the UN. The first UN meeting. The Getschlands argued that their borders were out of the way from other nations, not threatening any borders, and were recognised by all nations except for Wondoria; while Wondoria's proposed borders crossed over many other nations territory. Wondoria argued that too much land was taken by the Getschlands that was not being used, and that Wondoria would give full rights and freedoms to all nations absorbed by Wondoria. After much discussion, terms were settled upon: The Getschlands would retain their borders, and Wondoria could claim Auschwitz as its own territory. It was a peaceful resolution... Until 10 minutes later when Tris claimed to own Auschwitz as private property and not under Wondorian control. What followed was a very loud argument over discord about borders, Ben the horse, and other controversies. By the end, Wondoria and Auschwitz united under a single banner, Andy from Netheria was temporarily banned, and the Horde itself was temporarily crippled from the lack of members.

Nations at this time began to compose music and anthems for their nations. Both Wondoria and The Getschlands composed theirs.

Also during this time, the Getschlands began constructing an enormous statue of "The King in Yellow", overlooking an enormous pasture of sheep.

More stirrings between Wondoria and Netheria over Toasterless, acting as a scout, being killed on Netherian territory.

The first international treaty was signed, formally declaring a pact of non-aggression between the two Lunarist factions: the Lunar Kingdom and Netharia

On the 17th of February 2020, work was finally completed on the Netherbahn - creating a quality rail system between the Society, Wondoria, Westan, The Getchlands, and Netharia, as well as the 'Icebahn' on a lower level. The work began with members of OwO (who would later split off into Netharia) replacing most of the portals on the same Y level. Initial work then began on a dual-track rail system, however Netharia put the project on hold. Frustrated by the lack of functional nether infrastructure (there was an old rail system however it was considered very basic), members of Wondoria began work on an 'Icebahn' - a tunnel similar to the main Netherbahn but layered with Blue Ice. However due to misunderstandings between the two factions (Wondoria and Netharia/OwO have always had strenuous relations at best), the construction of both systems was handed over to the Lunar Kingdom, who had been contracted to build the rail system anyway. Within 4 days of this decision, the system was complete, and the rail - now a single track - now stretched to all but 2 factions on the wider system (the Rommelsberg portal group and the Northern Fishing Villages) as did the Icebahn. Within a month, the extra stop had been completed and the netherbahn/icebahn were complete.

Colonies began to form, with Wondoria, Netharia, and the Lunar Kingdom each founding their own: Wondoria took land in the far east, Netheria built a fortress along the end-rail and claimed an entire mushroom island in the north, whilst the Lunar Kingdom took an archipelago between itself and the fishing villages. The Lunar colony was soon developed into a Japanese-style shrine, featuring a shrine - containing a wolf named 'Holo' and a fox named 'Miyako' who were to be the "spirits" of the shrine - as well as a Torii gate and a large woolen Sakura Tree (and surrounding oak forest).

Delegates from the Getchlands proposed having rules and articles of warfare. They proposed having 3 battles per war, one in each opposing side's homeland and a third in an open field. There would also be classes of units, such as swordsmen, archers and even cavalry. And then whoever won would get resources from the loosing side or perhaps territory. It was brought up at a UN meeting, but no one cared so nothing happened.

A fire broke out at the UN, which destroyed most of the internal workings. It is unknown how the blaze started, however the leading theories are that lightning struck the building and set it ablaze, or that it accidentally caught fire while using lava to clear boats placed by Toasterless during an uneventful UN meeting. The UN building has since been repaired, thanks to donations of material from Wondoria, and joint restoration efforts between them and the Lunar Kingdom.

Meanwhile in the Getschlands, with the walls of the castle finally completed, work continued on the harbor. Construction on a giant colosseum also began.

Atomic also began renovation on the Society, destroying old houses, turning the nation from an anarcle society into a monarchy, like most other nations on the realm.

Lady-Chan left OWO to start her own nation near the Fishing Village.

On March 27th 2020, Andy from Netheria began burning down a forest in the Getschlands. This was something of a final straw for Atomic who promptly banned him from the realm. This was a massive hit for Netheria as one of their best and most active players was gone.

With Andy banned, Doge eventually left the realm for an indefinite amount of time, leaving Netheria without effective leadership. The Lunar Kingdom therefore assumed effective control of the Netherian lands, with the intent to help form a new leadership for the distant faction without its lands being fully incorporated into another faction's territory.

List of factions/communities/settlements and people

 * The SocietyRealmMap.png
 * AtomicCatacombs (@AtomicCatacombs#5464)
 * Alius4156 (@Aly#4697)
 * AOmundson (@The-Sublimer-One#2390)
 * CaffeinatedPink (@Caffeinated Pinkie#5781)
 * Rheadyboy30 (@rheadyboy30#9200)
 * MrExamplePruney (LaDix)
 * Electryce (@electrice#0251)
 * GreatPickle3000 (@Ross Pit#0018)
 * Casiopia7702
 * Wondoria
 * Wondor (@Wondor#9161)
 * Toasterless (@Toasterless#2608)
 * TrisPeak (@TrisPeak#5106)
 * Redwood
 * Kingapin (@Kingpin#0629)
 * Perseus742 (@Kittius Maximus#7476)
 * Auschwitz [Owned by Wondoria]
 * El_Breado (@El_Breado#2562)
 * The Getschlands
 * Jack (@Jack (Scootertrix)#2833)
 * Aurtzy (@Aurtzy#4164)
 * Ivory_Jyde (@Ivory Jyde#3747)
 * Windows98 (TheUnshakenVA#4148)
 * Northern Fishing Village
 * TheGoldFishUnion (@GoldFish#1974)
 * Terras et pacificis
 * Carlplaysgames (@carlplaysgames#7184)
 * JamesA576 (@JamesA576#1137)
 * The Lunarist Kingdom
 * Doguyofminecraft (@Tsar Chidgrat#0447)
 * Ochlocracy of the Westan One
 * Kat_Chambers (@Kat Chambers#0001)
 * Lady-Chan (Lady_Chan#5654)
 * Netheria
 * ServiceDogeAlex (@The Service Doge 🔫#6838)
 * Andy (andy1224#1896)
 * SLYRingtail (SLYRingtail#0361)
 * Darkness (Darkness Lord Of Music#3796)
 * Eric (Eric Blood-Eagle#7066)
 * Bluey_TEW58 (@Bluey [TEW 58]#5872)

The JJ Incident
On a rather slow day on the discord, JJ, one of the residence, suddenly started to type out a story. It was as if Stephen King came in and wrote this fanfiction idea through him. The text was oddly amazing.

Most residents of the Discord did not know what to make of such a story. It did however illicit praise from both Jack and Atomic.

Shortly after this, JJ left the server and deleted his Discord account for personal reasons. He never even said goodbye. But then he came back later, so it's okay.

The Attack of the Bird
One iconic character in Scootertrix the Abridged is "The Bird". The Bird, as most know, is the show's version of Rainbow Dash, and is most famous for her repeated recital of the word, "Hello".

A particular user in the Scootertrix Discord, one Dosty the Marshmallow, created and invited a bot to the Scootertrix Discord that was modeled to imitate The Bird as closely as possible. When one said certain phrases to this bot, it would respond back. Say "Hello" or "Hi" and The Bird would respond "Hello.", while if you said "Bird" in a sentence, the bot would respond, "Um, it's pronounced 'The Bird'".

This bot was notorious for being kicked off the server repeatedly by the Admin.

On March 29th, around 3:00 PM (CDT) the bot returned onto the server without warning, causing mass chaos, responding to users who didn't even say "Hello" or one of the bot's trigger words. Rude.

Atomic, who was thoroughly annoyed by this, kicked The Bird off of the server again. That seemed to be the end of it.

But The Bird was not happy.

On April 7th, The Bird returned with a vengeance, wreaking havoc and chaos, responding to users without invitation, and being a nuisance in general. Some users had fun goofing around with the Bot, but the Bird proceeded to go into stasis and hasn't woken up since.

Newcomer Invasion
On the 27th August 2018, TrisPeak released a video titled "NEWCOMER INVASION" which attempted to capture the memes and chaos of the "Opening"

This video was pinned in the meme channel as such can be considered a sanctioned meme.

Pregnant Twilight
The "Pregnant Twilight" meme was first started by "Ich" and quickly became a staple of the former autisticscreeching channel. The horror, shock, and terror of the start of this saga can be somewhat understood by watching NEWCOMER INVASION.

This Meme actually has it's own youtube channel and, while it has been noticed by and horrified Jack Getschman, it is not a sanctioned meme.

Starting in the midst of the Great Art War, the Pregnant Twilight meme consists of a base of Twilight Sparkle from an early season 1 episode of MLP where she complains about having eaten too much pie. The base has had the mane and tail removed and "Ich" has labelled the character as pregnant.

Pregnant Twilight is often found inserted into odd places and situations, not always originating from the MLP show.

The Jolly Rancher
The "Jolly Rancher" is a sanctioned meme. Voiced by Reese "Kat" Chambers, Jolly Rancher (or JR) is pretty much the naked orange old man with a rabbit body, that all of Equestria knows and loves. There are many images, gifs, and even videos of the Jolly Rancher.

He is often placed along side ponies in various images "hanging out" with them in generally suggestive situations. Despite this, Jack Getschman has described the Jolly Rancher as "strictly platonic" in every way with the ponies.

The Jolly Rancher also made an appearance in the Scootertrix Movie, riding his scooter along in Ponyville while the world is in chaos.

The Jolly Rancher was also featured on DoodledPony's virtual wrestling series "DWF". Though he never placed very high in any matches.

The Scootermeme Trilogy
While the infamous Scootermeme Trilogy truly began with the strangely named video, "The Snack", it could be argued to have started over a month earlier with one "CONFUSION". In brief, it features two argumentative scenes of Scootertrix overlaid on each other and playing at the same time. This was posted August 19th, 2018. From there, it only went downhill.

On October 7th of the same year, the first version of the previously mentioned "The Snack" was posted with absolutely no context. This edition only had Jolly Rancher all day, every day. It was promptly changed to "Jolly Rancher" a day later. Finally, later the same day, the complete version was posted, featuring three separate Scootertrix memes: Jolly Rancher, Hydrix, and Pregnant Twilight. This was aptly named "Scootermemes". This was later renamed to "Scootermemes 1 - The Getschman Menace" in the director's cut.

Because nothing in this world is easy, another intermission was posted on the 14th in the style of "CONFUSION" under the name "utter confusion". Compared to the original, "utter confusion" had four arguments playing out at once in each corner of the screen.

Much time passed. The world carried on. And then, on February 3rd, 2019, the trilogy continued. "Scootermemes 2: Electric Scootaloo" was released. Contained within was a commentary on Jack Getschman's dictatorial and superfluous methods in running the Scootertrix series while the hardworking Ross Pit: Shark Hunter paid the bills and did all the heavy lifting. Of course, the video consisted of Rarity making Spike carry a heavy suitcase of scarfs in the premiere of The Crystal Empire. "Jack Getschman" and "Ross Pitt" were overlaid on their respective characters with the suitcase labelled "Scootertrix". It ends with the suitcase ominously hitting the ground and exploding. The director's cut renamed this to "Scootermemes 2: Electric Jolly Rancher", but the original title is better.

At last, over two years later, the third entry in the trilogy was released. On the 13th of July, 2021, "Scootermemes 3: The Treequel" was posted (originally spelled "Triquel"). Unlike the two prior Scootermemes, this one was an edit of an Ace Attorney YouTube video by Chessete. It was also made with help from Bluey [TEW 58], one of the server mods. Each character's name is replaced by the username of someone from the Scootertrix server, with the focus on Jack Getschman as Apollo Justice and how big his forehead is. Jack's official reaction was ":AngeyTrix:".

Server Staff

The Man Himself  @Jack (Scootertrix)#2833

Co-founder @ShootBANGdang#7386

Server Owner @AtomicCatacombs#5464

Princess of the Night @Inkwell#8794

General @Lady_Chan#5654

Crew Members @Amano-San#6082 @apanx#6100 @geekystev#8119 @GreyChaos#4254 @InnocentBystander#4254 @Kat Chambers#0001 @Ponks#5781 @Ross Pit#0018 @SLYRingtail#5117 @Toasterless#2608 @YAmano#6082

Moderators @Au_Scav#1974 @Bluey [TEW 58]#5872 @Kittius Maximus#7476 @TrisPeak#5106 @Wondor#9161

>:/ @Scope#0049

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